I've
heard hundreds, maybe thousands of light bulb jokes and I thought I
should make one about evolutionists. I can't decide on a punchline,
though. What do you think?
How
many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A)
None. Individual light bulbs don't change. Populations change.
B)
None. Under just the right conditions, a light bulb can just appear
uncreated.
C)
None. The kind of change we're talking about takes millions of
years.
D)
None. If the light bulb burned out, it was obviously unfit.
E)
None. Creationists are just lying, ignorant, stupid liars and they only want
the light bulb changed because they insist on a literal
interpretation of Genesis.
Feel
free to vote in the comments. Maybe someone out there has a better
one.
F) None. Evolutionary change comes about through undirected natural processes.
ReplyDeleteG) If the light bulb isn't being changed, it's obviously optimally fit for the local environment as it is.
H) Just one, but it takes a long, long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change (no, wait, that's psychiatrists).
I) It doesn't matter, because evolutionists didn't invent light bulbs in the first place, so even if they change one they're not creating new information.
ReplyDeleteJ) None. Giving a few million years it will change itself into a newer version that is self-sustainable and gain consciousness to replace itself faster in the future.
ReplyDelete-jjk
Any number of evolutionists are willing to do it, as long as God is not asking them to.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe I should have added an “F” option:
ReplyDeleteIt only takes one evolutionist to change it but he doesn't know how the first light bulb got there - he just knows it wasn't by design!