Jim
Carrey, a typical, Hollywood-type liberal, recently made a video
parodying Charlton Heston and the NRA. He calls it, “Cold Dead
Hand,” a spoof on the line Charlton Heston often used during
speeches: “I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold dead
hand.” You can watch the video for yourself but here are some of
the lyrics from the song:
Imagine if the lord were here
And he knew what you’ve been thinkin’
Would his sacred heart be sinkin'
Into the canyon of dismay
And on the ones who sell the guns
He’d sick the vultures and coyotes
Only the devil’s true devotees
Could profiteer from pain and fear
Those
last two lines are the funniest (“funny” in an ironic sort of
way). “Only the devil's true devotees could profiteer from pain
and fear”? Really? Why is it that Hollywood constantly churns out
movies portraying pain and fear via people being murdered with guns,
on screen, in graphic detail? Even Mr. Carrey himself has been known
to use guns in his films on more than a couple of occasions. Oh!
And did I mention that all liberals are also hypocrites? I thought
so.
Now,
in the video, Carrey dons a cowboy hat, a western style shirt, and
cowboy boots. He even feigns a southern accent by dropping the “g”
at the end of words like “thinkin'” and “sinkin'.” I grew up
in KY and cowboy hats aren't really a southern things as much as it
is a western thing but I know what he's getting at. He making fun of
rural people in general – those that some people might call “red
necks.” They're the kind that President Obama said clings to
their guns and Bibles.
Being
from the south myself, I know a lot of gun owners. I even own a few
guns myself. I just took my daughter shooting on her 20th
birthday. On my son's 10th
birthday, I gave him a rifle that once belonged to my father. My dad
was an avid hunter, fisherman, and outdoors man in general. Gun
racks in the back windows of pickup trucks were a common sight in the
70s. Dads even dropped off their kids at school with their rifles in
plain sight. Really! Guns are a part of our culture. But in all
those years, and of all my friends and family who own guns, I've
never known anyone who has murdered someone with a gun.
Are
there gun crimes in Louisville? Yes, of course. But there is less
gun crime here than in some place like Chicago or Los Angeles. My
question, then, is why is Jim Carrey (and the others of his ilk) so
worried about rural people with guns? We're the law abiding ones.
We're the responsible gun owners. Why doesn't Carrey parody... I
don't know... maybe something like hip hop music? You know, the kind
of songs that actually sing about killing people. Isn't that the
kind of music that a lot of gang members (I.e – gun users and
murderers) listen to? What would Carrey say about the following
lyrics, for example?
I'm a wreckin cappin money stackin Pistol packin son of a bitch I'm throwed I'm so throwed in the club And I got my gun in this bitch …. Yeah I know you like my whip But leave it at that cause I ain't no punk Got a diamond in the back And a sunroof top Everytime I cock my glock I dunk Forty five in my shotgun pump Blow you out yo g*d damn socks nigga Liberals are barking up the wrong tree. They waste their breath condemning law abiding citizens and utter not a peep about people who actually shoot and kill people. When gun crimes occur, Hollywood liberals rush to condemn the NRA, then will hang out and party with gansta rappers. I know that many people from rural America aren't as “progressive” and cosmopolitan as folks on the coasts. Liberals shun us like they have a phobia. Frankly, I don't see the advantage of living in a city where there are 6 murders committed over the average weekend. Like I said, liberals are brain damaged.


